Headlines Schmedlines

A quiet Sunday here at North of 43. Almost to the point of boredom. But not quite. Calls for a light review of some headlines.

Jennifer Lopez Shares First Photos From Wedding to Ben Affleck: “We Did It

I wish this couple well but good grief, enough already.

After two years in a coma, West Virginia woman wakes to name brother in attack

Now that is the surprise of all surprises. Apparently the brother was surprised when police showed up but not really.

Cameron Smith takes ‘boring’ route to top of British Open leader board

Listen, this young guy won at St. Andrews. World famous. The original gold course. Whoever chose the word ’boring’ in this headline needs a boring smack.

West Virginia Baby Born at 7-Eleven on July 11 Gifted with Freebies as Parents Get Coffee for Years

Having given birth, I can say this is not a prize worth the labour

A beginner’s guide to walking your cat

I have had lots of cats. Why would anyone walk a cat?

Barbie launches Jane Goodall doll, and it comes with a chimpanzee

Finally a Barbie worth something.

So that’s it from here. May you all find some peace and at least a bit of humour.

Chris G July 17th’22

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